Q. I've heard that well as being a totally awesome TopWhore, you are also the Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
"If you're the FBI, where are your badges?"
A.Badges? I ain't got no badges. I don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!
Q. Can we go out for a meal first?
A. Yes of course, I love doing that along with "afters" at my place!
Q. I'm down on business, will you visit my hotel?
A. Of course!
Q. Couples? Can my Partner and I have a 'Threesome' with you?
A. Yummy! Yes that would be fun!
Q. I once went with a ts escort & she was lovely, but her breasts were breast-forms, & they stayed in a bra when she took it off!
A. Mine are the real deal. 38 B cup pert sensitive with suckable nipples; I love that!
And they are hormone induced, so they are the real deal, rather than implants, which look good but don't feel natural.
Q. I see you are on hormones does this mean you don't get hard?.
A. I still get VERY HARD. I love sex action.
& it shows.
Q. Will you put make-up & women's cloths on me?.
A. I don't offer a dressing service.
But you are welcome to bring along any things of your own, to change into.
Q. Will you see my partner as well?.
A. Yes I would love that.
Q. Can you be strict with me?.
A. Yes I've a lot of experience on the BDSM scene.
I've range of implements to use on you while restraining you in leather cuffs.
Q. Ive been in some dumps where I didn't want to really touch anything & the smell of stale cigarettes was everywhere..
A. I've a luxury apartment which is both clean & tidy.
I live here & those sorts of things are important to me.
I don't smoke either so it all smells clean & fresh. A bit like me :-)
Q. I'm a nervous newby, & straight, is that ok?.
A. Yes, of course!
Most of my clients are straight men
& first timers as well.
{though many then become my regulars}
Q. Discretion is really important to me..
A. Yep. Me too. None of my neighbours know what I do.
I''ve off road parking with a discrete entrance.
Q. I'd like to see you after work but you know, can I freshen up at yours?.
A. Yes of course. I've a double power shower you are welcome to use when you get to me.
Maybe after our liaison, you would like to shower again
& i could join you?
....I did say it is a double shower.
Q. I've been to a couple of Ts's but they were more like men in dresses. How convincing are you?.
A.I look like a very beautiful woman.
I'm only EVER assumed to be a woman by strangers, & am often chatted up, as such.
Q. Are you able to travel abroad with me?.
A. Yes of course.
My passport is female so its not a problem.
Q. Will you fuck me?.
A. Sorry, no, I'm passive only, Though I do get really hard ;-)
I might use toys on you though, if we get on.
Q. Bareback?.
A. Nope.
While I would love to {its a real fantasy}
the risk of Aids means I never will.
Remember, if any escort will with you, she does it with others. & that puts you at a huge risk of infection.
Q. I've seen other escorts but felt rushed..
A. My sessions are for up to 90 minutes duration. I like to get to know you properly.
Usually after a full long session, you will be making excuses to leave when you realise just how long you stayed, & how late you are going to be getting home or back to the office.
But you will come back, which is nice. :-)
Q.I'm 21, will you see me?
A. If you are under 22, I will require photo ID, to verify you are over the age of consent.
This is to protect us both. I'm sure you understand.
Q. I visited a Shemale, she was stunning, but her voice was a blokes voice which spoilt the moment.
A. My voice is totally female, a very sexy sounding one.
You will find that out when you phone me.
You may well think you've mis-dialed.
You haven't.
Q. I want to be a male escort. Can I work with you / How do I get started?
A. My clients are mainly Straight men.
They would absolutely not want another man present.
My 'couples' clients feel the same way.
I have never never never ever been asked for a male escort to join us.
We are NEVER going to MEET EACH OTHER, let alone WORK TOGETHER, OK?
If you are genuinely inquiring, read the guides on http://www.saafe.info/
and join / post on the forums. The short answer there will be:
1.If you are a heterosexual man, You will get almost zero clients.
2.Straight male escorts make 95% of their income from male clients.
If you accept this and now decide you want to be a gay or bi male escort,
I cannot offer any useful advice. I know absolutely nothing at all about that area of escorting.
Call me on 07891 316310 & you won't be disappointed.
Disclaimer
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Ok lets see if we can get on the same page with this one.
If you look at US escort sites they all have disclaimers like: “You are paying for a date, not sex. If anything extra happens it’s my decision and is not a purchasable service.”
Paying for sex is illegal in most of the USA.This faux legalese is supposed to protect the girls from law enforcement entrapment.
Nobody is fooled by this semantic game. If the FBI
or any USA law enforcement agency reads such a disclaimer, they certainly are not fooled.
Indeed, I'm sure that the spouses of clients aren't either.
However, selling or paying for sex in the UK, is TOTALLY LEGAL. Neither of us is breaking the law.
Marriage vows are another matter & totally between you
and your partner {& if you use one, your God}
Ok, with me so far? good.
Now, just in case you need a moral get out clause,
or a later "Plausible Deniability" for your conscience....
All payment made to me (cash only I'm afraid!) is strictly for time and companionship.
Anything that takes place between us is purely a matter of coincidence and choice between consenting adults & because we enjoy each others company. {wink}
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